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The Dumpster Dog

The Dumpster Dog

He must have been owned by a Salesperson, because if you turn him lose in the public square he can immediately hunt down Ultra-High-Net-Worth Individual (UHNWI)s. He waddles over, sniffs the wallet, and starts starts humping the prospect's leg, until detached by The Happy tutor, providing an admirable opening for a sales interview.

Provided as a public service of Wealth Bondage: Forced to Have Fun!