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The Gilded Cage Prize

The Gilded Cage Prize

Candidia bought this bird in a gilded cage. She awards it each year to the writer in the Wealth Bondage Think Tank who places the most articles promoting The Free Market (TFM) in the public press. I won it in 2007, but the bird died. Candidia had it stuffed, though, and it plays birdsongs from a microchip embedded under its tail feathers if you shake the cage. Has about 10 songs.

- Phil C, Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families.