The Bank of Wealth Bondage Private Client Services Center. I used to work here as an apprentice Dungeon Master to the Stars. (My office is not visible in the photo, I was in the third basement, by the shredder.) That was when I was young and foolish, before I got Born Again as a Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families. I credit Chuck Colson's Prison Ministries for turning me around.